The Merits of Gin

Pissed again. Beats hell out of painting the letterbox.

I'd almost forgotten the merits of gin, tonic and bitters.
However, since I forgot to lock the back door 3 times in 5 days, I don't s'pose it gets much stupider .

 May as well get rat-arsed and enjoy myself.

Failing that, I'll listen to Matinee Idle and maybe take a wee nap.

ANOTHER BAD MEMORY INCIDENT

I came to the computer to do something on the internet.
All I know is it wasn't my emails, it wasn't Facebook and it wasn't to do this.
I think I'll lock all the doors, put the TV on to watch tennis and I drink whiskey.
In quantity.

After all, what's it matter is the brain is already mush  !